I like to think of myself as a helpful person. I bring a net positive to most situations.
Except…
There is a specific circumstance during which, I have found, I am downright useless:
Zombie Apocalypses
Gentle reader, should there be a zombie apocalypse, you do not want me anywhere near you. I’ll be worthless.
I will stumble around with my pistols, clumsily shooting at your butt, and thrash about in Boomer Bile. And if you get hurt, oh goodness, if you were to get hurt, I will have already used up my healthpack. By accident. When I was trying to equip a flashlight.
That is what brings us here, kids. I am loving these ‘lil Left 4 Dead polymer clay earrings. Hand sculpted, painted, and glazed, the earrings are mounted on pure silver fish-hooks. They are small and light-weight as well, so you can wear them comfortably. More importantly, you can wear them and dream that you are the kind of person that always has a spare healthpack with them and they’ll stay on, even if you’re carrying a flashlight. Everyone’s butts are safe!
Apocalypse, interrupted. You are a hero, Kristina Tuck.
There is a lot more video game inspired jewelry where these guys came from, so be sure to check out Ms. Tuck’s Etsy page.
I loled in my mouth so hard at this, but it reflects my own zombie hunting capacities and experiences. We’ll have to team up for the zombie apocalypse so we can provide comedic relief to the zombies.
Well hey! I made those! Thanks so much for noticing and making them sound so much more badass than I could! ;D
– Kris @ The Geek Keepers