Isn’t that just the cutest little STD? Okay, I admit, you don’t usually hear the words “chlamydia” and “cute” in the same sentence, but that’s really what makes this little guy so special. For seven bucks and shipping, scientificculture will send you this adorable Chlamydia Plushie, plus a name tag and a little fact sheet.  And really, if that isn’t enough, here’s a portion of the sales pitch:

The overwhelming cuteness of Chlamydia trachomatis is sure to compliment any room, office, or workspace without the painful pathogenic reality of the real thing. Makes a great gift for friend and foe alike.

(via etsy)

• Chlamydia Plushie