Jayne strapped on his hat
And in five seconds flat
Stole everything Boss Higgins had to steal.
–Hero of Canton, The Ballad of Jayne Cobb
The hero of Canton had a hat. Some tried to take the yarn away from us. Well then I say let us knit cake! Cupcakes, cunning ones at that. Blogger wipinsanity has created a free knitting pattern for a Jayne cupcake.
Look at that cake, you know you want to make up.